Jan Emslie

Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.Former A and E nurse who went back to a university as a mature student to study Psychology. 
I also ran kitten adoption in Dublin for ten years and was actively involved in animal welfare in Ireland. Remember "It's cuter to neuter." 
Currently, I live in the Granada area of Spain with my own long-suffering Mr. Husband of 30 ODD! years. Eight rescue dogs and eight cats. Including the 28-year-old GRUMPY cat Alice.

"How did the Monster The Mentalpause and Me come about Jan?"People are asking me ....Well, I accidently wrote the book! Then I also accidently bought a cow at a market some years back, so that shouldn't come as a surprise to those who know me.
"What's it all about?"
It's in the genre of the "Sweaty, puffy, hormonal stuffy AKA The Menopause and also know by its more descriptive moniker: ' The Mentalpause.' That's where you leave your brain at....Well, leave it where ever you wish because you are going to forget where you put it anyway, along with keys, a chicken, and a very nice Spanish exchange student called Raul!
The accidental book came from my Facebook page uncannily called The Mentalpause where it evolved, when I started to write about the daily trials and tribulations of a pastry dependant 50 something-year-old 'GAL' and her Mother in Law ..The Monster. Egged on by my fantastic Mentalpauser's.
Uncannily similar to my own life I avoided a lawsuit for libel by changing my name to Molly in the book.(Joke) 

Mr. Husband is Mr. Husband. 
I'm fond of animals but not that fond of people, which was a drawback as a clinical psychologist. 
I spent most of my time plotting revengeful ways to dispatch my patients, so I had more time to eat cake and put bows on kittens.
Luckily my patients were very naughty people who were locked securely up for the good of society.
Then I decreed there was not enough laughter in the world, so joined up all the short stories "What I wrote." And the end product, once it had a cover, resembled a book. People said it made them laugh and pee~pee their pants a little, and that was good enough for me. 
Oh! I also have the ability not to take life too seriously and have a good laugh, mainly at myself. THE END....Or is it? I am currently working on the second book in the series. Mollys gone Mentalpausal.