Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

About

Rodney Lacroix is just one of those guys. He's one of those guys that make you say, "You know, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy." 

THAT? That's Rodney Lacroix.

Rodney Lacroix lives in southern New Hampshire. He is the proud biological father of two amazing children and step-ological father of two stepamazing stepchildren.

He also likes to invent terms.

Rodney Lacroix has been writing about his misadventures for years. He's done stand-up comedy, emceed charity events and has hung out with many celebrities. 

Rodney's books have won him multiple humor awards and have appeared on international best-seller lists. He is worshipped in most third-world countries and is known as "El Chupacabra.' Perhaps you've heard of him.

Maybe you shouldn't believe anything he says. DO read his books, though. He's hysterical.

Santa's Birthday Gift

Santa's Birthday Gift

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Description

<p><span style="color:#000000;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial, 'sans-serif';font-size:10pt;">Santa’s Birthday Gift was written in response to a grandchild’s question, after reading the story of the Nativity.<span>  </span>She asked, “But where’s Santa?”<span>  </span>This story tells the story of the Nativity and then goes on to tell the story about how when Jesus is born, Santa sees the star at the North Pole and travels to see the baby.  Since he is a toymaker, he brings his bag of toys - and offers them to the Christ Child, and then to all the people of the town.  His birthday gift to Jesus is a promise to bring gifts to all good boys and girls each year on the Christ Child's birthday</span></p>

Story Behind The Book

"Perhaps" was over a year in the making, and follows the 2-time 2013 Indie Award winning book, "Things Go Wrong for Me." The theme of PERHAPS is simply, 'A Great Big Book of Messing with People.' Full of full-color, illustrated short stories of pranks, lies and their inevitable - and tragically hilarious - consequences, PERHAPS is sure to make you laugh and pledge to tell the truth FOREVER.

Reviews

<p><em><strong>WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT<br /> PERHAPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH</strong></em></p> <p><br /><em>&quot;I laughed so hard my toolie leaked and I had to change my pants; I now<br /> understand I should've been armed with wings. Amazingly funny stories from<br /> my favorite man of steel.&quot;</em><br /><strong>-JennieK, Internet Radio Host, TheBrawdcast</strong></p> <p><br /><em>&quot;It's a true gift when a writer puts something on paper and makes you laugh<br /> out loud. Rodney has that gift and shares it repeatedly in Perhaps I've Said<br /> Too Much!&quot;</em><br /><strong>- Gene Lavanchy, FOX Boston</strong></p> <p><br /><em>&quot;I laughed so hard I came untucked.&quot;</em><br /><strong>- Bailey Jay, AVN Winner/ Radio Personality</strong></p> <p><br /><em>&quot;Rodney Lacroix wins again! His second book, Perhaps I've Said Too<br /> Much, blows my mind like an exploding Tiffany lamp. It made me excited<br /> for my next issue of Chicken Pluckers Monthly.&quot;</em><br /><strong>- Sierra, Co-host of &quot;The Curvacious Bounty of Sin City&quot; radio show</strong></p> <p><br /><em>&quot;It's actually possible for someone to make you laugh too hard to the point<br /> of pain. That's what Rodney has done again!</em><br /> - Summer Felix, Author of &quot;Lost &amp; Profound&quot; and &quot;The Right One&quot; series</p> <p><br /><em>&quot;There's a lot of boobs in this book. I read it for the pictures. I'm sure it's<br /> very good though.&quot;</em><br /><strong>- Neal Mayhem, Broadcaster, Voice Actor, and Writer for Radio and TV</strong></p> <p><br /><em>&quot;Hysterical stories that had me crying tears of laughter and pissing my<br /> pants.&quot;</em><br /> - Jennifer Garcia, Author of &quot;My Mr. Manny&quot;</p> <p><br /><em>&quot;Not quite sure what state program let this lunatic out long enough to write<br /> a book, but thank God for government failure. This is brilliant, funny stuff.&quot;</em><br /><strong>- James C. Mulligan, Celebrity Artist and Social Media Whore</strong></p>