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<p><strong>KURDISH SCAVENGERS UNCOVER A CACHE OF NERVE GAS IN IRAQ AND OFFER THEM TO KURDISH FIGHTERS IN TURKEY. THE SPECIAL OPERATIONS BEDLAM ALPHA TEAM MUST SECURE THE WEAPONS BEFORE THEY CAN BE USED.</strong></p><p>"<strong>You must swear by Allah never to say a word of what I'm going to tell you. </strong><strong>This is the most important secret. Ever!"</strong></p><p><em>In their daily struggle for survival, Iraqi Kurdish scavengers uncover a cache of chemical weapons. They offer the weapons to fellow Kurdish rebels in Turkey and Syria to assist in their quest to free an imprisoned leader and create a unified homeland. After receiving a tip from an unlikely source, the newly formed Special Operations Bedlam team is called to arms! </em></p><p><em>Travel with Craig Cameron and his international team on their covert operation as they weave their way through war-torn regions seeking to locate and recover the weapons before they can be used to cause irreparable harm and instigate a world crisis. </em></p><p><em>The odds are stacked against them. Can they manage to keep their operation hidden and prevent further clashes before it's too late?</em></p><p>"The Kurdish Connection--a compelling read. A story of friendship, danger and intrigue."--<em>Ann Everett, Amazon Best Selling Author.</em></p><p>..". Randall's authentic voice adds a powerful push to keep a reader turning the pages." --<em>Janet Taylor-Perry, author of The</em><em> Raiford</em><em> Chronicles, The Legend of</em><em> Draconis</em><em> Saga, and April Chastain Intrigues.</em></p><p>"Topical - Engaging - Intriguing - Powerful ... A real page turner."--<em>Rikon Gaites</em><em>, author of Mummy's Little Soldier and Darius</em><em> Odenkirk</em><em>.</em></p><p>..". Randall Krzak brings his wealth of experience living in this troubled part of the world and his military knowledge to bear in this exciting story..."--<em>John L.</em><em> DeBoer</em><em>, author of When the Reaper Comes.</em></p><p>..". a journey full of history, suspense, intrigue, and action...a MUST READ for all!"--<em>Les Stahl, Retired</em> NSA Executive.</p><p>..". Readers need to fasten their seatbelts for a fast-paced tale made believable by a writer who knows what he's writing about."--<em>Preston</em><em> Holtry</em><em>, author of the Morgan</em><em> Westphal</em><em> mystery series and the</em><em> Arrius</em><em> trilogy (forthcoming).</em></p><p>"A behind the scenes story, ripped from today's headlines deepening the reader's understanding of an ancient strife ... filled with the sights and smells of the market place and secret meetings, the reader is admitted to the secret heart, the desperate longings of those that must fight and win, or see continued subjugation by their masters..."<em>--Oliver F. Chase, author of Camelot Games, </em>Levant Mirage, Blind Marsh, and Marsh Island.</p>
Story Behind The Book
"Perhaps" was over a year in the making, and follows the 2-time 2013 Indie Award winning book, "Things Go Wrong for Me."
The theme of PERHAPS is simply, 'A Great Big Book of Messing with People.' Full of full-color, illustrated short stories of pranks, lies and their inevitable - and tragically hilarious - consequences, PERHAPS is sure to make you laugh and pledge to tell the truth FOREVER.
Reviews
<p><em><strong>WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT<br />
PERHAPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH</strong></em></p>
<p><br /><em>"I laughed so hard my toolie leaked and I had to change my pants; I now<br />
understand I should've been armed with wings. Amazingly funny stories from<br />
my favorite man of steel."</em><br /><strong>-JennieK, Internet Radio Host, TheBrawdcast</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"It's a true gift when a writer puts something on paper and makes you laugh<br />
out loud. Rodney has that gift and shares it repeatedly in Perhaps I've Said<br />
Too Much!"</em><br /><strong>- Gene Lavanchy, FOX Boston</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"I laughed so hard I came untucked."</em><br /><strong>- Bailey Jay, AVN Winner/ Radio Personality</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"Rodney Lacroix wins again! His second book, Perhaps I've Said Too<br />
Much, blows my mind like an exploding Tiffany lamp. It made me excited<br />
for my next issue of Chicken Pluckers Monthly."</em><br /><strong>- Sierra, Co-host of "The Curvacious Bounty of Sin City" radio show</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"It's actually possible for someone to make you laugh too hard to the point<br />
of pain. That's what Rodney has done again!</em><br />
- Summer Felix, Author of "Lost & Profound" and "The Right One" series</p>
<p><br /><em>"There's a lot of boobs in this book. I read it for the pictures. I'm sure it's<br />
very good though."</em><br /><strong>- Neal Mayhem, Broadcaster, Voice Actor, and Writer for Radio and TV</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"Hysterical stories that had me crying tears of laughter and pissing my<br />
pants."</em><br />
- Jennifer Garcia, Author of "My Mr. Manny"</p>
<p><br /><em>"Not quite sure what state program let this lunatic out long enough to write<br />
a book, but thank God for government failure. This is brilliant, funny stuff."</em><br /><strong>- James C. Mulligan, Celebrity Artist and Social Media Whore</strong></p>
