Rodney Lacroix is just one of those guys. He's one of those guys that make you say, "You know, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy."
THAT? That's Rodney Lacroix.
Rodney Lacroix lives in southern New Hampshire. He is the proud biological father of two amazing children and step-ological father of two stepamazing stepchildren.
He also likes to invent terms.
Rodney Lacroix has been writing about his misadventures for years. He's done stand-up comedy, emceed charity events and has hung out with many celebrities.
Rodney's books have won him multiple humor awards and have appeared on international best-seller lists. He is worshipped in most third-world countries and is known as "El Chupacabra.' Perhaps you've heard of him.
Maybe you shouldn't believe anything he says. DO read his books, though. He's hysterical.
<p>Sayetta is an archangel who has been sent into the physical world to seek out eight archangels who have been reborn into the world. She knows that she cannot do it in the form of an angel so she takes on a human form to move through among us in the physical world. Gabe a mortal has the soul of a warrior angel. He is reborn in physical form to prepare for her coming. He is born with abilities that he is unaware he has.</p><p>All of his life Gabe had been having dreams of a ruined church. He never knew the name of the church, but the dream was always the same. In the dream, he was standing facing the ruins of the church. But he didn’t look like a human. Instead, he was an angel with pure white wings and a golden countenance. Another much larger angel appeared to him. The angel pointed towards what was left of the door and said “Enter, your journey has just begun and your guide awaits you.</p><p>Sayetta finds out from Archangel Michael that Lucifer has sent an old demon to find and stop Auriel from removing the demons he has imprisoned in the earth.</p><p>They receive a little help from the Archangels Azuriel and Gabriel as they journey to locate Auriel. It’s a race to find Auriel before the demon does. In the end, it’s a battle between two powerful beings, one good and one evil.</p>
In this hilarious, heartfelt and surprisingly useful book, bestselling humor author and comedian Rodney Lacroix opens up about his failed romantic endeavors and - more importantly - how you can avoid the same hysterically bad (and sometimes wince-inducing/dry-heave generating) mistakes. Let's face it. Everyone can use a little help in the dating and love departments. It just so happens that sometimes such help comes in the form of a hysterical book that has a cover showing a teddy bear riddled with arrows and the word "Hell" in the title.
<p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">"Hilarious. A much needed uplifting romp in the very boring world of self-help dating books. A fun read!" </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Angelique Frenchy Morgan</i>, Reality TV Star and Author</b></p> <div style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;"> </div> <div style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">"Once in a while a book bursts into the marketplace and changes how you view yourself and your relationships with the people who mean most to you. This isn't that book, but I did laugh a lot." <b>- <i>Justin Guarini</i>, Actor, Singer, Nerd, Hair Icon</b></div> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">"Educational, uplifting and a whole lot of belly laughs!" </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Rosanna Leo</i>, author of the <i>Gemini Island Shifter</i> series</b></p> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">"Rodney's twisted humor about courtship and relationships can't hide the fact that he actually provides roundabout 'decent' advice." </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Julie Zantopolous</i>, VP & Senior Editor at <i>The Indie Chicks, Inc.</i></b></p> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">"Very funny. </span><i style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">Romantic as Hell</i><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;"> saved my marriage!" </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Amy Vansant</i>, author</b></p> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">"Everyone laughs, and everyone wins." </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Abby Heugel</i>, humor author and blogger</b></p>