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Will Ross

Will Ross

About

I'm a 29 year old hipster poet/fiction writer from Omaha, Nebraska.  My poetry is like me, brash, ballsy, and slightly full of it's self!

Gimme-Jimmy

Gimme-Jimmy

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<span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><p style="margin:0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:12pt;"><font face="Calibri">JamesAlexander’s nickname was Gimme-Jimmy because he was a greedy and selfish bully.<span>  </span>Imagine Jimmy’s concern when he discoveredthat every time he said the word “Gimme”, his hand grew larger. <span> </span>Jimmy was happy to discover that when he waspolite and said “Please” and “Thank you”, his hand began to shrink.<span>  </span>He started practicing his new “Polite Rule”and found out that it was much more fun to share.<span style="color:#000000;"></span></font></span></p><p></p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span><p style="margin:0in 0in 0pt;" class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-size:12pt;"></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Calibri;"></span> </p><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span>

Story Behind The Book

I write a humor and poetry blog called Prefaces and Asides and started publishing the best pieces in pocket sized anthologies!

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<span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;">A collection of short stories and literature you must read. The author keeps you reading with funny short stories and bizarre fiction. It was hard for me to put down and I can't wait to see what this author puts out next. Whatever you do don't let this one get by you. Sit back and get ready to have your mind blown, or at least sit back and enjoy. <br /><br />&quot;Letters from Gay Camp&quot;, the first story will make you want to read the rest hands down. &quot;Baby Soup&quot;, disturbing and so funny you'll never look at carrots in your soup the same again. And you must read Bobby Anderson's book report so you can be introduced to a lovable and relatable young boy who will make you rethink No Child Left Behind.</span><div><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;">- BrianTheCritic</span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;">Cattywompus is a collection of strange, bizarre, and funny short stories and satirical essays. Will Ross's bio at the back, gives the reader a glimpse at the quirky nature of the book overall. <br /><br />My fav is the fictional book report Bobby Anderson does on The Odyssey. <br /><br />The author even recorded the book report and a few of the other stories as little radio plays. Many had me laughing out loud and I had to pause and back-up to make sure I didn't miss the next great line. <br /><br />I'm looking forward to more of his work.<br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;line-height:normal;font-size:small;">- Ann Towey</span></div>