To-Do List
Kill Casey Lattimer.
Let Larry destroy Gary, once and for all.
Feed my great white shark and sand-trap serpent.
Fall in love with someone who isn't insensitive and self-absorbed.
Find the Holy Grail of orgasms.
Fine, I'll be serious.
My Actual To-Do list.
Buy ice cream, and find a real happy ending, outside of my own imagination...
