Fast Food for the Mind
Catawampus Tales run the gambit from sci-fi to satire, horror, and everything in between. Each story is somewhat askew or catawampus—a mixed-bag of fast food for the mind.
What if there really was such a thing as a superhero, what problems might he or she face? Supermale's Gone and Left Usprovides some humorous answers.
A horny bachelor goes looking for a streetwalker and runs into trouble with gangbangers in When Push Comes to Shove.
A nerd wakes up in Sugar and the Bikers in a room in which he did not fall asleep. A peevish individual informs him that he left the nerd’s pretty wife downtown with a couple of bikers.
Zombie Fight Song tells the story of how a college boy inadvertently finds the perfect cure for womanizing.
In Oh, That Catherine the Great, an insecure young man at lunch with his boss and two co-workers encounters some strange conversation.
Trials of a Vampire Hunter begins where most vampire tales end. A vampire hunter is apprehended by the police just after he drives a stake through his quarry’s heart.
A shy, little man is miserable because he lacks the ability to make Small Talk. How does he overcome his social ineptitude?
In The Incendiary Man, a group of people are on the run from a fiery monster. Funny thing is nobody seems to be aware of this menace but them.
An immature, out-of-work daydreamer buys a Saturday night special and plots a murder in Unemployment Benefits.
The Story Behind This Book
For me, writing books is more than a business. I write for pleasure. Critics say if you want to build a career, you should stick to one genre because that’s what your readers expect and they will be disappointed if you don’t. They are probably right. Having been an actor, to me it’s a little bit like type casting. Look what happened to poor Tony Perkins and Vincent Price. I write what interests me, and if people pay to read what I’ve written, well, that’s frosting on the cake.