The Unbitten Onion
When 100 senators get hurt playing Red Rover... when dogs pee on moving joggers... when conspiracy theories arise over the Bush "Shoe Incident," and a woman throws her dentures at another woman, you have a truth in the purest form.
In the format of the lying news company that produces The Onion, you have the only thing better; The Unbitten Onion. Thirty-four articles that will make your stomach hurt, your cheeks burn, and your friends look at you with mercy, The Unbitten Onion is a book that you should only read with a phone nearby (with 911 on the speed-dial).
Prepare to choke-snort-laugh!
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