HIDDEN DOORS, SECRET ROOMS
Description
<p>HIDDEN DOORS, SECRET ROOMS - a paranormal suspense:<br />"Superbly crafted and flawlessly executed, Eubanks doles out both plot and back-story in small doses, expertly keeping readers turning page after page...This is a phenomenal first novel; an excellent read for anyone who loves mystery, and would-be writers who want to learn exactly how it’s done." - KIRKUS REVIEWS<br /><br />Jillian Braedon possesses a secret so explosive that she must be silenced. On the run with her five-year-old daughter, stranded in the middle of a blizzard and critically injured, Jill sends little Valerie off into the raging storm alone. The child stumbles onto the property of retired musician-turned-recluse, John Mills, begging for help. John soon finds himself caught up in their torment, and face-to-face with the pursuing covert agents, who will do anything to destroy the secret, and silence everyone involved.</p>
Story Behind The Book
"Perhaps" was over a year in the making, and follows the 2-time 2013 Indie Award winning book, "Things Go Wrong for Me."
The theme of PERHAPS is simply, 'A Great Big Book of Messing with People.' Full of full-color, illustrated short stories of pranks, lies and their inevitable - and tragically hilarious - consequences, PERHAPS is sure to make you laugh and pledge to tell the truth FOREVER.
Reviews
<p><em><strong>WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING ABOUT<br />
PERHAPS I'VE SAID TOO MUCH</strong></em></p>
<p><br /><em>"I laughed so hard my toolie leaked and I had to change my pants; I now<br />
understand I should've been armed with wings. Amazingly funny stories from<br />
my favorite man of steel."</em><br /><strong>-JennieK, Internet Radio Host, TheBrawdcast</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"It's a true gift when a writer puts something on paper and makes you laugh<br />
out loud. Rodney has that gift and shares it repeatedly in Perhaps I've Said<br />
Too Much!"</em><br /><strong>- Gene Lavanchy, FOX Boston</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"I laughed so hard I came untucked."</em><br /><strong>- Bailey Jay, AVN Winner/ Radio Personality</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"Rodney Lacroix wins again! His second book, Perhaps I've Said Too<br />
Much, blows my mind like an exploding Tiffany lamp. It made me excited<br />
for my next issue of Chicken Pluckers Monthly."</em><br /><strong>- Sierra, Co-host of "The Curvacious Bounty of Sin City" radio show</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"It's actually possible for someone to make you laugh too hard to the point<br />
of pain. That's what Rodney has done again!</em><br />
- Summer Felix, Author of "Lost & Profound" and "The Right One" series</p>
<p><br /><em>"There's a lot of boobs in this book. I read it for the pictures. I'm sure it's<br />
very good though."</em><br /><strong>- Neal Mayhem, Broadcaster, Voice Actor, and Writer for Radio and TV</strong></p>
<p><br /><em>"Hysterical stories that had me crying tears of laughter and pissing my<br />
pants."</em><br />
- Jennifer Garcia, Author of "My Mr. Manny"</p>
<p><br /><em>"Not quite sure what state program let this lunatic out long enough to write<br />
a book, but thank God for government failure. This is brilliant, funny stuff."</em><br /><strong>- James C. Mulligan, Celebrity Artist and Social Media Whore</strong></p>