Charlie Mellor

Charlie Mellor

About

Charlie Mellor was born in Lancashire in the UK, loves spicy fajitas, stand-up comedy and vinyl. A recovering catholic, he now lives in Lincolnshire with his wife and four children. Prior to his current job in training and development, he worked in the publishing industry, designing headlines for regional newspapers.


He would like it known that he no longer sees Pennie Fenton. She is not welcome at his house or in the general proximity of anyone he cares about. Because of her legacy, he has reluctantly been forced to change the names and details of many people in this book – in order to place them outside Pennie Fenton’s circle of influence. While it has taken Charlie until now to build up sufficient courage to admit to others that he knew her well; he can appreciate that many of his friends remain incredibly uncomfortable with such a declaration. He understands that for some, the cost of such a disclosure, would, even in these enlightened times, be far too great.


 

Contact Charlie: charliemellorbook@gmail.com

Website: www.comicmemoir.com

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The Race for Flugal Farm

The Race for Flugal Farm

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<p>The Race for Flugal Farm is the first book in a trilogy that charters the lives and adventures of the inhabitants of the Riding Stables at Flugal Farm.</p><div>Times had been hard for George Flugal and his wife, and this inevitably resulted in him having to sell the majority of the school's horses until he was left its just four: Pogo, Biff, Troy and an ex-racehorse called Chance.</div><div>The horses who along with a young stable hand Rachelle Perkins, a dog named Nugget, a pig called Nigel and an old family friend Uncle Dave, make up the Flugal's extended family.</div><div>When they find themselves facing the possibility of having the farm repossessed by the bank, and bought out by the odious Mr Williams, have to pull together to enter a carriage drive in order to win the prize money and save their way of life.</div>

Story Behind The Book

The memoir charts the origins of Mellor’s enduring obsession with the cruel and manipulative Pennie Fenton. Born into a world on the brink of global catastrophe and into a household characterised by mild religious tension; it was perhaps inevitable that he would be end up being regarded as a slightly nervous lad with an unusual imagination. Numerous house moves and a couple of enforced periods of incarceration didn’t help matters, nor the absurd encounters with two melancholy dwarves. Overlay this turbulent back story with a dark secret about a family member who could never be discussed and you begin to understand why Mellor was unknowingly drawn towards… unconventional relationships. The most dysfunctional of all these associations was the one he had with Ms Fenton. Mellor originally met her as an impressionable teenager, but got to know her much better during his twenties and thirties. Ominously, the first time they were introduced to each other he experienced an incredible sense of déjà vu, followed by an unstoppable nosebleed. Things went quickly downhill from there. Fate conspired against him to ensure their paths crossed too many times to be able to forget his alluring old flame. Every few years he would bump into her in the unlikeliest of places. Each time he saw her he grew increasingly attracted to her corrupting ways. Ms Fenton managed to skilfully ingratiate herself with his wife and family and even persuaded Mellor to let her move into his spare room so that she could begin a duplicitous campaign to dismantle everything he held dear. It would take the advice of an ostracised friend, the love of a destructive daughter and an unambiguous threat from members of the criminal underworld for him to finally realise that he must extricate himself from her formidable control. Ultimately, Drowning in the Shallow End is a story about the importance of free-will. A timely reminder that that no matter what happens to us, we can always turn it around - sometimes literally at the press of a (gigantic red) button.

Reviews

<p><strong>REVIEWS: </strong></p> <p><em>‘Cohesive and heartfelt. A confident and well-crafted book’ – </em>BubbleCow.</p> <p><em>‘Mellor writes with a deft hand, his comedy has a light, wry touch, combined with a self-depreciating sense of irony that is utterly endearing’ - </em>Alan Strong, US book blogger.</p> <p><em>‘Acerbic, absurd and addictive’ - </em>The GoodBook Guru.</p> <p><em>‘Here at last, is a long overdue love letter to the much maligned steeltown of Scunthorpe’ – </em>Jeremy Ainsley, Exec Producer, When Julie Met Toby, BBC TV.</p> <p><em>‘An excellent narrative… controlled and skilful’ - </em>LJB, British Literary<em> Agents. </em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>READER COMMENTS:</strong></p> <p><em>‘Conclusive proof that real life really is stranger than fiction’.</em></p> <p><em>‘Amusing and engaging. Full of intrigue… the hints at the drama to come work well to build to… an absolute shock for the reader. The twist in the plot is both clever and unexpected’.</em></p> <p><em>‘Full of sharp, beady-eyed observations about the human condition’.</em></p> <p><em>‘Slow burning, quirky and surprisingly touching’. </em></p> <p> </p> <p>If you enjoy<strong> well written true life stories with a twist in the tale</strong>, download your free sample or scroll up and grab a copy of Drowning in the Shallow End today.</p>