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Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix

About

Rodney Lacroix is just one of those guys. He's one of those guys that make you say, "You know, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy." 

THAT? That's Rodney Lacroix.

Rodney Lacroix lives in southern New Hampshire. He is the proud biological father of two amazing children and step-ological father of two stepamazing stepchildren.

He also likes to invent terms.

Rodney Lacroix has been writing about his misadventures for years. He's done stand-up comedy, emceed charity events and has hung out with many celebrities. 

Rodney's books have won him multiple humor awards and have appeared on international best-seller lists. He is worshipped in most third-world countries and is known as "El Chupacabra.' Perhaps you've heard of him.

Maybe you shouldn't believe anything he says. DO read his books, though. He's hysterical.

Dead Burn

Dead Burn

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<p>Terrified California residents face the shocking dilemma of yet another serial killer roaming freely in their neighborhoods. However, this time it is an evolving serial killer anomaly that relentlessly searches for, hunts down, and ingeniously traps his victims before unleashing his fiery rage. Always two steps ahead of the cops and fire investigators, the killer hones in on the next sinful target leaving a trail of bones and ashes behind as evidence. It rocks the criminal justice system to the core as a string of arson murders hits inside their turf.</p><p>Vigilante detective Emily Stone hunts serial killers and child abductors, covertly and under the law enforcement radar, with her intrinsic skills of criminal profiling and forensic investigation. With Stone’s toughest case yet, the arson serial killer immediately crosses her radar and sends her into the dark territory of a lethal pyromaniac’s mind – to the point of no return.</p><p>While following the clues of the relentless firebomber, Stone grabs the attention of a government anti-terrorist organization called GATE that oversees all law enforcement cases across the U.S., which now focuses their sights on her proven abilities. They have very specific plans for her, whether she likes it or not.</p><p>Everything teeters on the edge of reality, as Stone must battle for her life between a hired assassin and an arson serial killer. Lines are drawn on both sides of the law. Friendships and lovers are tested.</p>

Story Behind The Book

In this hilarious, heartfelt and surprisingly useful book, bestselling humor author and comedian Rodney Lacroix opens up about his failed romantic endeavors and - more importantly - how you can avoid the same hysterically bad (and sometimes wince-inducing/dry-heave generating) mistakes. Let's face it. Everyone can use a little help in the dating and love departments. It just so happens that sometimes such help comes in the form of a hysterical book that has a cover showing a teddy bear riddled with arrows and the word "Hell" in the title.

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<p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">&quot;Hilarious. A much needed uplifting romp in the very boring world of self-help dating books. A fun read!&quot; </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Angelique Frenchy Morgan</i>, Reality TV Star and Author</b></p> <div style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;"> </div> <div style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">&quot;Once in a while a book bursts into the marketplace and changes how you view yourself and your relationships with the people who mean most to you. This isn't that book, but I did laugh a lot.&quot; <b>- <i>Justin Guarini</i>, Actor, Singer, Nerd, Hair Icon</b></div> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">&quot;Educational, uplifting and a whole lot of belly laughs!&quot; </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Rosanna Leo</i>, author of the <i>Gemini Island Shifter</i> series</b></p> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">&quot;Rodney's twisted humor about courtship and relationships can't hide the fact that he actually provides roundabout 'decent' advice.&quot; </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">-  <i>Julie Zantopolous</i>, VP &amp; Senior Editor at <i>The Indie Chicks, Inc.</i></b></p> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">&quot;Very funny. </span><i style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">Romantic as Hell</i><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;"> saved my marriage!&quot; </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Amy Vansant</i>, author</b></p> <p><span style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">&quot;Everyone laughs, and everyone wins.&quot; </span><b style="font-family:verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:small;line-height:normal;">- <i>Abby Heugel</i>, humor author and blogger</b></p>