I am a 68-year-old married man, and have been writing books for the last ten years or so. I have published with Lulu.com in the past, but now am striking out on my own with Coffee at JJ's, a humorous look at several "geezers" who spend their mornings trading stories and insults while drinking coffee at their local donut shop. The book is from Wolf House Press. I live in Monterey Park, California and plan to retire from my job with a law firm in downtown Los Angeles by the end of 2011.
<p>What if you treated others the way you'd like to be treated? What if everyone did that? What kind of world could there be? Robert and Kait decide to look for the golden ruler that their Mom has told them about, only to find out that she meant RULE instead of ruler. What is this "Golden Rule" and what does it mean? Join in the children's quest to discover how to follow the Golden Rule and share it with others, as you meet many classroom friends from the author's previous books. This is the eighth rhyming children's book by award-winning author Sherrill S. Cannon, whose other bestselling books include Mice & Spiders & Webs...Oh My!, My Fingerpaint Masterpiece, Manner-Man, Gimme-Jimmy, The Magic Word, Peter and the Whimper-Whineys and Santa's Birthday Gift. Former teacher Sherrill S. Cannon has won thirty-six awards for her previous rhyming books and is also the author of seven published and internationally performed plays for elementary school children. She has been called "an absolute master of rhyming" by Mother Daughter Book Reviews and "a modern day Dr. Seuss" by GMTA Review. She lives in New Hope, Pennsylvania. Now retired, she travels the country with her husband in an RV, going from coast to coast to visit their children and grandchildren, and sharing her books along the way. Publisher's website: http://sbpra.com/sherrillscannon</p>
Being a grey-haired man in my late sixties, I was invited one day to join a group of men that I saw whenever I went to JJ's Donut Shop for a cup of coffee. The men, about a dozen retirees from different backgrounds and walks of life, usually sat just outside the shop talking and lauging among themselves. I decided to join them, and I soon I found myself writing down some of the funnier things they said or did. The result is "Coffee at JJ's," a tribute to the joys of growing old and having good friends to share both good times and bad.
<p><span style="font-size:13px;"><span style="font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span></span></span> </p><span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:12px;"></span> <p style="line-height:13pt;text-indent:0in;margin:0in 0in 12pt;" class="MsoBodyText"><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">Novelist Stephen King</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:10pt;"></span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[never]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:10pt;"></span><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">read this book and</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[never]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>said, “I loved every page of it.”</strong></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">J.K. Rowling gave copies to all her friends of </span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[another book, not]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>Coffee<span> at JJ’s</span>.</strong></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">Crime author Joseph Wambaugh said, “I laughed out loud several times</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[but not]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>at Coffee at JJ’s.”</strong></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">John Grisham wrote, “You should not miss this one!”</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[about a different book]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';"></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">Coffee<span> at JJ’s is</span> </span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[not]</span><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> on the New York Times Bestseller list.</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">“This is a brilliant work from a master writer. I love this guy.”</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[writes the author]</span><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:14pt;"></span></strong></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">Pulitzer Prize winner Frank McCourt, author of Angela’s Ashes,</span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"></span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[never]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>said, “I expect great things from Mr. Cordova.”</strong></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">The International Humor Writers Guild </span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[does not exist, couldn’t have]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>reviewed Coffee<span> at JJ’s,</span> and</strong> </span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[never]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>gave it Five Stars.</strong></span></p> <p><strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;">The Librarians Guild of America admires great writers: Mark Twain, Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck and </span></strong><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:8pt;">[they’ve never heard of]</span><span style="font-family:'Times New Roman';font-size:12pt;"> <strong>Charles Cordova.</strong></span></p>