Victoria Twead

Victoria Twead

About

About Victoria Twead:

    

Victoria Twead nagged her long-suffering partner, Joe, into moving from England to Spain in 2004. They settled into a tiny mountain village in Andalucía, became reluctant chicken farmers and ended up owning probably the most dangerous cockerel in Spain. 


Woven into the chapters are a number of Spanish recipes given to Vicky by the village ladies.

Victoria’s hilarious record of their culture shock and life with the villagers is told in her two books, Chickens, Mules and Two Old Fools and Two Old Fools - Olé!  These charming, beautifully written books will have you laughing one minute, holding back tears the next, and finally reaching for your saucepan.


Awarded the HarperCollins Authonomy 'Gold Star'.


HarperCollins wrote: ‘laugh-out-loud funny...especially the Spanish women heckling over eggs from “The English”...hilarious...engaging... the interspersion of recipes is charming’. 

Karen Wheeler, author of 'Tout Sweet: Hanging Up My Heels For A New Life In France' wrote: “Andalucía as it’s never been done before - a very quirky, funny and enjoyable tale - loved the subtle humour, Olé!”

Justin Aldridge, Eye on Spain, wrote: "I absolutely loved it! Funny, honest and impossible to put down." 


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The Daughter of the Sea and the Sky

The Daughter of the Sea and the Sky

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<p><em style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;">After centuries of religiously motivated war, the world has been split in two. Now the Blessed Lands are ruled by pure faith, while in the Republic, reason is the guiding light—two different realms, kept apart and at peace by a treaty and an ocean.</em><br style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;" /><br style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;" /><span style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;">Children of the Republic, Helena and Jason were inseparable in their youth, until fate sent them down different paths. Grief and duty sidetracked Helena’s plans, and Jason came to detest the hollowness of his ambitions.</span><br style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;" /><br style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;" /><span style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;">These two damaged souls are reunited when a tiny boat from the Blessed Lands crashes onto the rocks near Helena’s home after an impossible journey across the forbidden ocean. On board is a single passenger, a nine-year-old girl named Kailani, who calls herself “the Daughter of the Sea and the Sky.” A new and perilous purpose binds Jason and Helena together again, as they vow to protect the lost innocent from the wrath of the authorities, no matter the risk to their future and freedom.</span><br style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;" /><br style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;" /><span style="color:rgb(24,24,24);font-family:Georgia, serif;font-size:13.63636302947998px;line-height:17.563634872436523px;">But is the mysterious child simply a troubled little girl longing to return home? Or is she a powerful prophet sent to unravel the fabric of a godless Republic, as the outlaw leader of an illegal religious sect would have them believe? Whatever the answer, it will change them all forever… and perhaps their world as well.</span></p>

Story Behind The Book

How ‘Chickens’ Was Hatched. I’m famous for my lists and records. I can’t help myself; I think I inherited the record-keeping gene from my father. Every day I make a note of the weather, the temperature, the first snowdrop, the day the ants fly, the exchange rate of the euro, everything. I make packing lists, holiday lists, ‘To Do’ lists and ‘Joe, Will You Please’ lists. I even make lists of lists. My nickname at work was Schindler. Also, I have terrible difficulty throwing anything away. I find my heart racing and my fingers clamp possessively on the object in question. After all, a rusty hostess trolley, or broken watch, or a 1996 calendar, or whatever, may come in useful some day… So I rarely delete old emails and have diaries dating back years. Both these dubious character traits of mine, for a pleasant change, proved really useful and helped ‘Chickens’ to hatch. Moving to Spain was undeniably a culture shock. Every new day produced events either hilarious or heart-warming. Food suddenly tasted better, human behaviour was more fascinating, local events more interesting. It was like seeing in colour for the first time, and the book began bubbling in my head. Of course, Joe often lost patience with me, and rightly so. ‘Stop dreaming, and concentrate! Hold that ladder steady or I’m going to break a leg in a minute!’ But the book was relentless. As soon as I could, I unearthed all my records, notes, old emails to friends, and began to write. It’s funny where life takes you… When I was a little girl and asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, I always answered, ‘A zoo-keeper.’ No, I never realised that ambition, but life in Spain has not been that far removed. Okay, I agree, chickens, mules and all the other animals (including humans) I wrote about may not be very exotic. But their behaviour was just as riveting as that of any grizzly bear or meerkat. As I wrote, the book made me laugh and cry. When, reluctantly, I showed it to other people, I was astonished to see them react the same way. One may easily imagine my delight when ‘Chickens’ was awarded the HarperCollins Authonomy ‘Gold Star’, and is still today the only non-fiction book to claim that distinction. I love Spain. I love the Spanish people. I love Spanish food. I hope all this shines through in my writing, even when I’m describing some of the less savoury things that happened to us. Victoria Twead

Reviews

<p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong>HarperCollins wrote:</strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;">‘laugh-out-loud funny...especially the Spanish women heckling over eggs from “The English”...hilarious...engaging...the interspersion of recipes is charming’  </span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong>Lucy Fox, author of The Keeper of the Enchanted Pool wrote:</strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;">‘Oh, I love it! It’s one of the funniest things I have read in a long while. It reminds me a lot of one of Billy Hopkins’ books. <br /> Your recollections of everything that happens on your venture into a new life are brilliant and extremely well told. The people you met were real characters, especially Dick and Dale.<br /> And the trotter, how could you have done that to your poor husband! Evil, but hilariously priceless.’</span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong>Danny Gillan, author of  ‘Will You Love Me Tomorrow’ wrote:</strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;">'I love the relaxed writing style and easy humour of this. Great stuff!'</span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong>Robin Bayley, author of ‘The Mango Orchard’ wrote:</strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;">‘Victoria Twead is a natural storyteller with a knack for charm and wit.’  </span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong></strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong>Aleck Loker author of  18 books including ‘Ancient Explorers of America’ wrote:</strong></span></p> <p style="margin:0px 0px 0px 0px;font:13px Chalkboard;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;">'This is wonderful. I have tears in my eyes...the humor, the warmth, the joy...I love this book...the two of you sitting on the sofa in that dusty street listening to Spanish tunes on the crackly radio. What a sight you must have been...'</span></p>