An author of fiction, historical fiction, essays and poetry, Derek Haines writes his books from a view of what fascinates him and not from a formula based on one theme or genre. Starting with poetry before moving into essays and fiction novels, his writing is varied but is always written in a style and voice that communicates with, and engages his readers.
Most of all, the stories told by Derek Haines are about people, their feelings, regrets, hopes and struggles with life. Ordinary people, but with extraordinary qualities that makes their story worth telling. With splashes of sometimes black humour or simple satire, his stories can develop from the simplistic to the complex and back again leaving the reader to decide if it is time to laugh or cry. Or both.
Born in Australia, but now living in Switzerland with his wife and a black cocker spaniel, his stories cross a wide geographical range but often draw from elements of his life and experiences in the two countries he calls home. From the rugged, dry and hot desert country of Australia and its crowded cities to the cafés of Europe and the peaks of the Swiss Alps. The hustle and bustle of Sydney to the quiet life of the Swiss countryside.
When not writing, he is usually doing what he equally enjoys. Teaching English.
What Readers Say About Derek Haines
‘Derek has a great sense of comic timing in this book and captures character extremely well. The twists and turns of the plot kept me reading right up to the last page.’
Vincent - Amazon Reader
‘Derek’s attention to plotting and characterisation soon had me hooked and I truly wanted to know what happened to Feb and his sisters,…’
Nettie - Words and Pictures
‘This time, Derek Haines goes more Dostojewski, than Adams, more boulevard of broken dreams, than the creation Of Sun and Moon by Michelangelo.’
Natalie - Amazon Reader
‘Derek Haines strength is developing his characters, and he does an extraordinary job describing three distasteful men who deal with their circumstances in the only way they knew how. While doing so, he does offer his readers a different perspective…..’
Mary - MRC-Bookreviewer
‘This novel definitely held my interest. Lots of twists and turns. Filled with interesting characters. Reading this book was time well spent.’
George - Amazon Reader
‘Derek Haines manages to deftly skewer political manoeuvring and/or family dysfunction/backstabbing, while telling an exciting story about a hapless underachiever who's forced to suddenly grow up and take responsibility….’
Debbi -The Book Grrl
‘Douglas Adams has reincarnated and is living in Switzerland with wife and dog. Of course he has a new name these days. It’s Derek Haines.’
Jack - Amazon Reader
‘Derek Haines has definitely raised the bar with this story. I highly recommend this book. Go buy it! Read it! You'll love it.’
Steve - Amazon Reader
‘As an adult and inspiring writer, I was greatly impressed with the ending. Derek’s words in his last paragraph, his last two sentences, could not have been written more perfectly to end this entertaining story.’
Mary - MRC-Bookreviewer
‘Derek Haines plays with some crazy ideas in his head and lets his vivid imagination go wild.’
Vivo -Amazon Reader
‘Derek Haines has now definitively become one of the favorite persons to inhabit my Adamsy-pythonesque little universe.’
Natalie - Amazon Reader
‘There are touches of George Orwell and Iain Banks in Derek Haines' writing and at times this book reminded me of films such as Logan's Run and more recently, The Island. A thoroughly recommended read.’
Tracy - Amazon Reader
<p style="margin:0px 0px 14px;padding:0px;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><strong>"A somber, disturbing mystery fused with a scathing look at the fashion industry. </strong><strong>Mangin writes in a confident, razor-edged style."</strong><strong> - Kirkus Reviews</strong></p><p style="margin:-4px 0px 14px;padding:0px;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><strong>Condom dresses and space helmets have debuted on fashion runways.</strong></p><p style="margin:-4px 0px 14px;padding:0px;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">A dead body becomes the trend when a coat made of human skin saunters down fashion's biggest stage. The body is identified as Annabelle Leigh, the teenager who famously disappeared over a decade ago from her boyfriend's New York City mansion.</p><p style="margin:-4px 0px 14px;padding:0px;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">This new evidence casts suspicion back on the former boyfriend, Cecil LeClaire. Now a monk, he is forced to return to his dark and absurd childhood home to clear his name. He teams up with Ava Germaine, a renegade ex-model. And together, they investigate the depraved and lawless modeling industry behind Cecil's family fortune.</p><p style="margin:-4px 0px 14px;padding:0px;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">They find erotic canes, pet rats living in crystal castles, and dresses made of crushed butterfly wings. But Cecil finds more truth in the luxury goods than in the people themselves. Everyone he meets seems to be wearing a person-suit. Terrified of showing their true selves, the glitterati put on flamboyant public personas to make money and friends. Can Cecil find truth in a world built on lies?</p><p style="margin:-4px 0px 0px;padding:0px;font-family:Arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><strong>In high fashion modeling, selling bodies is organized crime.</strong></p>
<span style="font-family:Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;line-height:18px;color:#444444;"></span><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><em></em></span><p class="p1"><span class="s1"><a href="http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/4993122-mary">Mary</a></span>'s review </p> <p class="p2">Mar 27, 11</p> <p class="p3"><span style="font-style:normal;"><em></em></span></p><p class="p1"><span class="s2">status:</span> Read in March, 2011</p> <p class="p4"></p> <p class="p5">The Hell of Divorce</p> <p class="p5">This is a story about the hell of divorce from the point of view of three men. They are angry, bitter, depressed, and lonely. They have lost their jobs, homes, and their children. Any money they eventually earn goes to child-support. They feel the Family Court favors women and they try to beat the system. These men did not exactly grow up in nurturing homes, which definitely adds to their outlooks on life.</p> <p class="p5">Within a few months, divorce turned three men into confused and bored women haters. David and Tony’s wives discarded them, both had cheated on them. Steve felt his wife measured him by his salary, which he increased with petty criminal activities. </p> <p class="p5">David, an innovative salesman; Tony, a hard working owner of a transport company; and Steve, a well-qualified and dependable accountant, are reduced to feeling useless and worthless to their families and society in general. They end up twisting their skills using illegal activities.</p> <p class="p5">The story begins in their birth city of Perth, Australia. The men move to Sydney, Australia where they all meet by chance, calling themselves The Three Musketeers. This is where the story develops. The reader experiences the trials and tribulations these men experience during and after their divorces. We listen to the ramblings of broken men who can’t be seen as weak. They don’t know how to talk about their emotions and/or feelings in a healthy way. We watch how they do handle life, which isn’t very pretty.</p> <p class="p5">Readers will have different opinions regarding how the story ends for Tony and Steve. David’s ending, where he meets his match, will have readers hoping for the best for him.</p> <p class="p5">The book is dark as the story is rough. Derek Haines strength is developing his characters, and he does an extraordinary job describing three distasteful men who deal with their circumstances in the only way they knew how. While doing so, he does offer his readers a different perspective in the difficult matter of the hell of divorce. </p> <p class="p5">Book Review by Mary Crocco</p> <p class="p7"><span class="s3"><a href="http://www.mrc-bookreviewer.blogspot.com/">http://www.mrc-bookreviewer.blogspot.com</a></span></p> <p class="p7"><span class="s3"><a href="https://sites.google.com/site/thelvwriters/mary-crocco">https://sites.google.com/site/thelvwrite...</a></span></p></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><em>4.0 out of 5 stars</em></span></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong><em>A thought provoking read</em></strong><em> By </em></span><strong><em>Irish Eyes</em></strong></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 8px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><strong><em>This review is from: </em></strong><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><strong><em>Dead Men</em></strong></span></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><em>This is a tale of three men all dealing with relationship breakdowns which in itself makes it very different. As a woman I found it fascinating to see things from the other side of the story and Haines gets across, in very raw, real, terms the anguish a man goes through when he has to relinquish his children. This is a book that you won't put down and forget but will mull over for sometime afterwards.....</em></span></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><em><br /></em></span></div><div style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana;margin-top:0px;margin-right:0px;margin-bottom:0px;margin-left:0px;"><span style="letter-spacing:0px;"><em><span style="color:#363636;font-family:'Lucida Grande', LucidaGrande, Lucida, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-style:normal;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;"><span style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Verdana-Italic';"><em>5.0 out of 5 stars<br /></em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana, serif;font-weight:bold;"><em>A Good Read</em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Verdana-Italic';"><em> By </em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal Verdana, serif;color:#002c82;font-weight:bold;"><em>Vivo</em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Verdana-Italic';"><em> <br /><br /></em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 8px/normal Verdana, serif;color:#d16a24;font-weight:bold;"><em>This review is from: </em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 8px/normal Verdana, serif;font-weight:bold;"><em>Dead Men</em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 8px/normal 'Verdana-Italic';"><em><br /></em></span><span style="font:normal normal normal 11px/normal 'Verdana-Italic';"><em>The first pages of this novel read like a social documentary and hide the fact that a real tough story starts a little later. The lightness of the first chapters are in contrast to the rest of the book when the story develops and the characters become real and really less than pleasant. <br /><br />I was expecting a bitter male story, but was surprised to find that the story balances the reaction of all the characters in times of stress. Probably not the best read if you are in the middle of a relationship break-up as it is quite graphic in how each character reacts to his or her situation. <br /><br />There is a pace that develops during the story, and makes the last chapters a real 'can't put down' read. A really good read.</em></span></span><br /></em></span></div>