Time Prisoners by Corey Deitz asks and answers the simple question: what it would be like if you woke up one day and every conspiracy theory you ever heard was true?
The biggest conspiracy theories are integrated into a satirical and humorous tale based on the life of world-famous exorcist, Father Franklin U. Shmit, a priest with Tourette’s Syndrome. This is the third and final story in what has become a trilogy.
Not only is Time Prisoners a romp behind the greatest conspiracies of all time but it crosses the lines between historical fiction and science fiction with a back story that includes time travel, God, Satan, UFOs, aliens, chemtrails, the Moon landing, Area 51, angels, demons, and even Abraham Lincoln.
Time Prisoners is a unique and fresh approach to a subject that continues to keep people talking – conspiracy theories.
The main character, Father Franklin Shmit, is a world-renowed exorcist with Tourette's Syndrome. Fortunately, his foul mouth is just what is needed to stand up to demons. His friend is a brilliant computer geek nicknamed Fire Fox. Between the two of them they manage to weather outrageous circumstances including conspiracy theories, aliens, zombies, Satan, and a host of paranormal events. Yes, it is a trilogy. The idea for the main character came from a former business associate who said to me one day, "Wouldn't it be funny if a priest had Tourette's Syndrome?" Yes, it would...and is.
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"some of the wittiest and strange reading I've had in a while. I loved it!" - Mike Woodall (Amazon)