Join David as he campaigns for the Office of the President of the United States, survives outdoor adventures with his slightly eccentric brother Andy and defends the Earth against hordes of insects. You will receive answers to questions like: Why are people afraid of heights? Can junk food be the entire part of a healthy diet? How to get hired by a major airline? As an added bonus learn the five theorems of car ownership, full-proof advice on how to get rich and why you may NOT want to convert a vehicle to run on vegetable oil.
Table of Contents:
1. Coming Clean
2. Junk Food
3. Rescue?
4. I vs Eye
5. The Dress
6. Working Out
7. Dumber and Dumbest
8. Cars
9. Don't Look Before You Leap
10. Eat Your Vegetable Oil
11. Bugs
12. Hemen
13. Getting Rich
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I had to write a lot of these stories down or all of the funny, stupid and painful events might be forgotten. My family shouldn't forget this stuff, but you can enjoy it as well.