Romantic as Hell: Tales of Woe, Tips of Woo

ABOUT Rodney Lacroix

Rodney Lacroix
Rodney Lacroix is just one of those guys. He's one of those guys that make you say, "You know, I'm glad I'm not THAT guy." 


Ladies: Are you tired of getting teddy bears, chocolates or those self-serving "love coupons" for Valentine's Day?

Men: How many ties, power tools or packs of beef jerky have you received over the last three holidays?

Maybe you're just out there trying to start a relationship, keep the one you have or even just looking for new ideas. Whatever your situation, Romantic As Hell - Tales of Woe, Tips of Woo by award-winning humor author Rodney Lacroix is here to save the day.

Written in Rodney's trademarked comedic style, Romantic As Hell gives some great relationship advice like:


  • Why shouldn't I give a feral cat as a token of my affection?
  • Why you're not fooling anyone with that "free back massage any time" coupon.
  • Which "romantic getaways" should you avoid, and which one may result in having your own shoes thrown at you?
  • Why doesn't my man wear his Pinocchio thong?
  • How can we keep the spark alive in a house with four children who are all screaming about more jelly on their toast?


Each hilarious story is punctuated with amazing illustrations that transform the book into a highly entertaining feast for the eyes, as well.
Rodney Lacroix knows two things: humor and romance. As "A Guide for the Romantically Challenged," he puts them together in a package that is sure to give the audience some unique concepts and perspectives on affection, and a whole lot of side-splitting laughter.
Everyone can laugh and learn from Rodney's own personal experiences and advice in Romantic As Hell. Early copies sent to celebrities, fellow romance authors and media outlets have resulted in outstanding reviews. Each person concurs that this book may set a new standard for romantic humor and self-help books, alike.

In this hilarious, heartfelt and surprisingly useful book, bestselling humor author and comedian Rodney Lacroix opens up about his failed romantic endeavors and - more importantly - how you can avoid the same hysterically bad (and sometimes wince-inducing/dry-heave generating) mistakes. Let's face it. Everyone can use a little help in the dating and love departments. It just so happens that sometimes such help comes in the form of a hysterical book that has a cover showing a teddy bear riddled with arrows and the word "Hell" in the title.

"Hilarious. A much needed uplifting romp in the very boring world of self-help dating books. A fun read!" Angelique Frenchy Morgan, Reality TV Star and Author

"Once in a while a book bursts into the marketplace and changes how you view yourself and your relationships with the people who mean most to you. This isn't that book, but I did laugh a lot." Justin Guarini, Actor, Singer, Nerd, Hair Icon

"Educational, uplifting and a whole lot of belly laughs!" Rosanna Leo, author of the Gemini Island Shifter series

"Rodney's twisted humor about courtship and relationships can't hide the fact that he actually provides roundabout 'decent' advice." -  Julie Zantopolous, VP & Senior Editor at The Indie Chicks, Inc.

"Very funny. Romantic as Hell saved my marriage!" Amy Vansant, author

"Everyone laughs, and everyone wins." Abby Heugel, humor author and blogger